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Thursday, 31 January 2013

dear life,


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the older i get, the more i enjoy life


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wipe your mouth


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  • ▼  2013 (147)
    • ▼  January (147)
      • dear life,
      • the older i get, the more i enjoy life
      • wipe your mouth
      • that was insensitive my bad
      • "oh just shut the fuck up!"
      • i didn't want you to
      • everything
      • dear bitch,
      • i enjoy being the black sheep
      • i am just hot!
      • i just rolled my eyes so hard
      • fifty shades of red
      • the bullets
      • naughty Vaseline Petroleum Jelly jokes
      • fool me twice
      • let's play a game of "fuck-off"
      • this is me today
      • "all guys are the same"
      • why we have middle fingers
      • ladies motto
      • choose wisely
      • "made in china"
      • i'll rise
      • roses are red, violets are blue
      • you haven't paid attention
      • will resume later
      • dear ex:
      • arguing with a woman
      • not your business
      • expect the unexpected
      • who knew?
      • senility prayer
      • even i can't tell
      • when she knows what she wants
      • oh wait, that's me!
      • now i'm fantastic
      • can't cover up
      • if you're gonna be a smartass
      • if you're not Ken,
      • karma will get you bitch
      • bitch, calm yourself
      • be you. be true.
      • say it to my face
      • sometimes you have to be a bitch
      • raise, aim, fire and reload
      • bitches get shit done
      • what happened to the sweet old you?
      • if it wasn't for sarcasm & attitude,
      • so, you hate me when i'm drunk?
      • ..who secretly wish they were just like you
      • being a bitch takes style
      • the smarter the woman is,
      • use your teeth!
      • i'm usually the one
      • oh, you're talking to me again
      • you don't have to be crazy
      • when people cut you down
      • i'd tell you to kiss my ass
      • look good all the time
      • one bad ass momma
      • if i was a bird
      • be like them
      • your flexibility amazes me
      • my worth
      • i'm sorry i keep calling you and hanging up
      • honestly, i'm an angel
      • if only i was an octopus
      • i drink a glass of wine each night
      • "girls gone wild"
      • don't ever told me i don't have balls
      • i'm sorry about that
      • obviously
      • women are like police
      • if it scares you
      • therapy helps.. but,
      • when i get old
      • without technology and my iPhone
      • buy me an Iphone
      • stuck behind a car
      • do you mind if i strap your iphone to my forehead?
      • don't donate them either ;)
      • at the bank - i want a joint account
      • my Iphone screen display
      • they say we learn from our mistakes
      • i am free of all prejudice
      • but damn i'm fun
      • you cannot cure crazy
      • do your own thing
      • alcohol
      • i hate it when
      • caution
      • take pride
      • deja poo
      • i may not be perfect
      • i think we met in a past life
      • Remember your first gadget ?
      • Apple iPad
      • 6 things the Apple iPhone 5 can't do
      • Apple
      • if you're going to be a smart ass
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